Saturday, August 31, 2002


SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 1st, (that's tomorrow) from 11am - 2 pm
i'll be selling shirts at the Guemes Island fall festival.
It'll be straight up the road after you get off the ferry, outside of the community center.
All t's will be on sale for the low, low price of 10 dollars.

BUT WAIT! A SPECIAL DEAL!
if you mention the phrase "Hank hung ham on a hanger" i'll sell you a shirt for 5 bucks.
(you can only say it once.)
I am also as usual, willing to trade a shirt for a fine bottle of red wine. (my definition of "fine" starts in the 8 dollar range.)


*once again friends (and younger sister's), please stop notifying me about misspelled words, lack of punctuation and improper word usage.
i already know about it all.

Friday, August 30, 2002

I ALMOST FORGOT!!(well actually i did..)

YESTERDAY WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S BIRTHDAY!

( i was so busy plugging Aaron's b'day that i forgot who was REALLY important.)
In honor of this day, i am planning on buying a new outfit for my "before-surgery-off-the-wall-era M.J. doll".
I saw a few for sale in bellingham at the antique mall. i think it's between the black parachute pant ensemble OR the silver straight jacket get-up.
Tough decision, real tough.

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So, i would be selling t shirts this weekend at bumbershoot if i hadn't been so unnecessarily rejected..
if anyone goes, let me know what the vendors were like. i'm curious what kind of booths made it in.
probably hemp hat's, cheap silver jewelry and tie dyed tee's.. AGAIN.

doesn't anyone get sick of the same things for sale, year after year?

bumbershit.

(....guess i'm still a little bitter about it all. i really wanted to get in and make some needed $.)

Thursday, August 29, 2002

I know i said that i'd have new designs up this week, but i've been having a lot of guests stopping by for a few days here and there, and i'm a little behind in production. i promise new shirts will be up soon though..really. ido.

*still waiting for more photos to be sent in of you all wearing slow loris gear, remember, free t shirt to the first ten that send photos for me to post on the site.*

HEY!!!!!
IF YOU'RE IN SEATTLE< GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MR. AARON POWER! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY AND HE'S TURNING AN OLD 32 YEARS!! ( he might try and say he's only 31, but this is his little lie he is feeding you, he has problems with the truth..)
Don'T recognize his name? WELL THAT's BECAUSE HE GOES BY THE ALIAS "A.J. POWER ILLUSTRaTIONS", so KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM< HE LIKES TO HANG OUT ON CAPITAL HILL AND PAINT THINGS ON HIS EASEL WITH PRETTY PAINTS>HIS FAVORITE COLORs to paint with are BROWN AND RED< SAY HELLO< HE LOVES TO CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING..Especially ABOUT HIS TIME IN THE PEACE COrps! ASK HIM ABOUT AFRICA! ASK HIM ABOUT WHERE HE WORKS! ASK HIM WHY HE PAINTS IN ONLY ONE COLOR! ASK! ASK !ASK! SIT ON THE CORNER WITH him all DAY WHILE HE PAINTS FOR SPARE CHANGE AND KEEP HIM COMPANY! HE'LL JUST LOVE THAT! TELL HIM LORIS SENT YOU AND HE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE POSTCARD, BUY YOU LUNCH!!
(oh to be young and twenty seven again, hunh Aaron?? It's ALL down hill from here mr. power.happy birthday! love jess)

Friday, August 16, 2002

During the month of August, there is a Slow Loris t shirt and poster show up at Casa Que Pasa in Bellingham.

If you're in the area, drop by and check it out, buy yourself a potato burrito and a margarita.

Casa is located on railroad avenue in the heart of downtown Bellingham.

Thursday, August 15, 2002

[8/15/2002 4:13:49 PM | jessica lynch]

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aug.15,2002

-the whatsup! design is sold out, but will be available on red shirts next week.

-all the posters are sold out.

-the cb radio design is very low in size and color selection. email me first to see if i have it.

-dirks hog is also low but will have more sizes available in navy and yellow next week.

-the powerlines shirt also comes in long sleeve.

I also wanted to remind everyone that i'm sending the first 10 people who email me a photo of themself wearing a slowloris shirt, a free airplane t in their size *(please note i will be posting these photos in the picture section of slowshirts.com so you must be okay with this to get a free shirt..)

any other questions can be answered be emailing me at jlynch@fidalgo.net
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hey! if you're in the seattle area this weekend go to town hall saturday night the 17th at seven and vote for the poster corianton and i designed together for the monorail poster contest. if you want to see what it looks like, go to corianton.com and take a gander.


i still don't have a LINKS page so i will post some here for now..

www.prankmonkey.co.uk ....this is stephens site..he graciously helps me with my web site updating and designing, and i can't thank him enough. he'll be coming to the great island of guemes in september for a visit, i just might have to buy him a beer or two..

www.corianton.com....this is cori's site filled with free fonts, music, photos and writing. cori is the nicest, coolest most talented boy in all of the world. he's also good to his mother. AND i've been told he's the mayor of seattle.

www.unflown.com ... this is the infamous jacob covey's photos, illustrations, and design. he's a clever one.

www.ingredientx.com ...go to the "tales of mere existence" page on this site, "jealous" is my favorite clip.

www.presstube.com .... one of the best sites ever..

www.1000journals.com ...i'm gonna get one next week! yeeeeee-haw!

www.nostarclothing.com ...this is erik's site, another small t shirt business, operating out of oregon. check it out, it's full of fancy.

alright, that's it for now.